AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)
DAVID: I’m just, if you’re a deacon I’m joking. I’m joking. If you’re a deacon I’m joking. That’s a joke. You can handle it.
AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)
DAVID: Unless you have that spirit then you’re offended then we can pray for you. If you’re a deacon you’re not offended it wasn’t for you. Oh, was that for me? I’m a… Are you offended? Yes I am. It was for you. Anything that I said that offends you it was for you! Or it was prophetic you just didn’t get it. See?
AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)
DAVID: So I covered me. So real quick here. How many right now something’s happening to you? Like gold. Your hair’s changing? Your brain’s changing? (laughs) You’re getting free of depression or healing, physical healing? Anyone getting a miracle tonight? Lift your hands. Put your hands in the air like you just don’t care. HA! Now why am I acting silly? Because the glory makes you drunk a little bit and so I get like a little tipsy but I’m trying to… it’s TV and I’m trying my best to be professional. I’m a doctor now. I have to… Now, wait, oh. Yeah, lift your hands real quick. Yeah, you. Yeah. Lord give her more drinks. Make her so full of joy… Oh, watch out. Make her so… Yeah, there’s an angel right there. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There’s angels knocking into people right there. And they’re filling — it’s not just a knock-out, it’s a joyful knock-out. I see you get wasted in the glory. Lord make her so wasted she’ll forget her first name. But as she’s no longer I live but Christ in me. Just, just, just take the joy. Who else got healed? Who else? Who got a miracle tonight? Raise your hand. Okay. What’d you get? Huh? Gold? So how many are getting gold on their hands? How many in the audience, on television? Where’s my camera? How many on the television camera are getting gold on their hands? Check it. All of you? 100,000 people. That’s a lot.
AUDIENCE: (LAUGHTER)
DAVID: Ah. How many of you are getting healed right now? Check your hands. How many of you are laughing right now, you’re getting joyful, check your hands right now. Wow. Prophecy how many people are going to be part of the Mentoring Session soon? 100,000 people. Who got a physical miracle, physical, like healing miracle? What’d you get? Breathing? Air in your lower breathing. Yeah? You tested it ever since you got up? So the air’s going down and now you can breathe better. Praise God!
AUDIENCE: (CLAPPING)
DAVID: Whooo! What’s going on over here? Is something going on over here that I need to know about? Yeah, you get something? Who else got a miracle raise your hand. What’s you get? Oh, you’re here right here. That’s easier.
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